It's Been Two Month..

"pejam-celik, pejam-celik.. tup-tup.. Dah 2 bulan tak update! Oh ma.. god!

Giler aa! the first month tuh tak berapa ingat sangat, sebab mcm sibuk sikit kan.. tuh yang tak update lansung. Masuk second month, start keje ngan jep kat Jabatan Pendidikan nih, hari-hari dier suruh update blog. Masa tuh malas plak, sebab 80% visitors blog nih memang tau blog-blog my friends yang lain.. and disebabkan dah selalu sangat jumpa, takkan semua-semua pun nak kongsi cerite yang sama kan.. Lansung tak cantekk! Alasan jee laa tuh...

Mr.Jep nih haa rajin nak update blog, jadi kalau ada ceriter dalam blog mamat nih (jepsdomain.blogspot.com) thats includes me, then tu jer laa story worth 'blogging'.. takder tu, takder laa.. sangat boring. update nih pun si Jep dan ugut.."ko kalau tak update blog nih hari nih, ko balik jalan kaki!".. nak tak nak, kena laa merepek gak.

Remember the post about me going 'picnic'ing at Putrajaya? Haa.. nih ada story baru, last Saturday (25th Dec), me and bebudak satu tempat kerja semua gi picnic kat Taman KLCC. Buat 'outing' nih pun sebab this week is the last week kitorang keje kat sini. The picnic went well, kitorang sampai kat KLCC pukul 12tnghari, disebabkan tengah panas 'ngeting' giler babeng.. kitorang jenjalan dulu dalam KLCC. Lepas Zohor baru kitorang go on with the plan. Memang bukan calang-calang picnic aah.. Si Along nih haa pi beli barrel ayam KFC, tambah ngan si Zaurah ngan Angah buat mee goreng, kek coklat, ngan biskut 'x-periment' diorang.. Boleh tahan.. Mr.Sabree pun ada, tetiba muncul jer mamat nih! Ahahahaa! -Nak tengok gamba, pegi kat blog Jep!

The last episode for The Apprentice will be airing next week.. soon my whole Season One will be complete. Sebenarnyer dah lama tak buat hobi mengumpul nih, dulu ada gak album syiling lama, but thats like 10 years ago. Kalau nih jadi, kire hobi 'week'ly laa nih! ahaa.. kat US dah season two dah.. Habis season one kat sini, habis season two kat sana. Mr.Firdaus is collecting that, so nanti bleh laa trade. Cool!

So i think thats it.. be sure to check here back soon. Kalau ada benda yang u'all nak i post, send me an email, sms me ke.. u guys know my number! See you around, CHOW!

The 10 Commandments Of Men

The following are hereby considered against the spirit of being a real man – and liable, if committed, to social ostracism:

Pub Sporting Ignorance When wandering into a bar, you may always ask the score of the televised game in progress – but not who’s actually playing.

Kissing Another Male Whether friend, father, brother or dying grandfather, this is strictly forbidden – with two very specific exceptions: If you’re a Sicilian and need to let the other gentleman know that, for business reason, you have ordered his imminent death. When one of you is Pope.

Umbrella ownership Men just get wet. Live with it, or get a wide-brimmed hat. Similarly, should you be offered the use of an umbrella, under no circumstances may two men share the shelter of its canopy.

Walking Near A Complete Stranger At Exactly The Same Speed Don’t match him stride-for-stride – you’re not in the army. Overtake, or walk an appropriate distance behind.

Crying We might fell compelled to do so from time to time; but even woman will agree the sight of men crying just looks wrong. There are, however, the usual exceptions:The funeral of close friend, relative or dog.When you’ve been kicked in the nuts.

Apologising For Not Having The Correct Change You’re paying them. Aren’t you?

Saying Another Man Is “Good-looking” Except when you’re aggrandising the reputation of a friend in front of a lady. Then, “not –bad-looking” is a viable alternative- Eg. “He’s not a bad looking bloke – he must be saving himself fort the right girl.”

Spending Longer Than 22 Minutes In The Bathroom..and that includes brushing your teeth.

Driving At Anything Under The Mythically Prescribed Speed Limit Of Actual Limit + 10 percent + 5 kmh You want to get there at some point, don’t you?

Using Woman Words Certain words just scream “big girl!” – and must therefore never be uttered by Y-chromosomed individuals, other than in an ironic sense: beastly, horrid, mimsy, “down there”, yuk, super, gosh, cutelah, eek! A wasp!

Finally, if any of these are unwittingly committed, i recommend performing any of the following acts to replenish your Man Levels: Poke a fire with a stick, wrestle a dog, saw a length of wood, drive around on some grass, sharpen a pencil with a knife, drink whisky then suck your teeth, general scratching.